Seems that everyone is getting into the social media groove today … even the Jolly Old Elf himself. So with Christmas fast approaching, we thought we’d share some of Tweets we found from Santa.
- SANTA TWEET: “@Rudolph with your nose so bright…does this mean ur 2 intoxicated 2 guide my sleigh tonight?”
- SANTA TWEET: “Looks like @Blitzen is feeling his oats today. @Vixen better watch out tonight!”
- SANTA TWEET: “Some folks think ima Conservative: The rich kids get more than the poor ones, and only Christians who have been good get anything at all. Others think ima Liberal: u wait in line 2 see me, ask me for a handout, then go home and i bring u something for nothing. Hmmm, ima not telling …”
- SANTA TWEET: “One of the elves put his bed in the fireplace last night. Slept like a log.”
- SANTA TWEET: “BTW, my helpers prefer you not call them ‘elves.’ They prefer ‘Subordinate Clauses’.”
- SANTA TWEET: “I have the GPS programmed for all 49 American states.” | MRS. CLAUS TWEET: “Santa, there are 50 states.” | SANTA: “No, there are only 49.” | MRS. CLAUS: “Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia.”
- SANTA TWEET: “i’m … sitting … on … the … patio.” | ELF TWEET: “We know ur sitting on the patio, Santa. Sipping scotch, too. Taking all the credit while we do all the work.”
- SANTA TWEET: “i’m making a list and checking it twice.” | OUR TWEET: “Ummm, Santa, we can explain ….”
- SANTA TWEET: “Little Billy sat on my lap today, and when i asked him what he wanted for Christmas, he replied, ‘Didn’t u get my email?’”
From all of us at Group 3 Solutions, have a wonderful Holiday Season! And follow us, not Santa, on Twitter: Darrin Widick, Carol Dobies, Group 3 Solutions, Dobies Healthcare Group.